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Postat 20 Iunie 2006,
de Gică Contra
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Ursul si iepurasul se hotarasc intr-o zi sa se plimbe prin padure.
La marginea padurii se intalnesc cu o broscuta care le zice:
O sa va implinesc 3 dorinte fiecaruia .
Prima data zii tu ursule ce iti doresti.
-Pai imi dotesc ca toti ursii din padurea asta sa fie femele.
-Bine ursule !Iar tu iepurasule ce vrei?
-O motocicleta si o casca!
-Bine iepurasule!
-Tu ursule? care este cea de-a doua dorinta?
-Pai ca toti ursii din
padurea vecina sa fie
femele!
-Prea bine ursule!iar tu iepurasule?
-As vrea sa am o motocicleta super performanta!
-cum vrei iepurasule!Iar tu ursule?care ti-e ultima dorinta?
-As vrea ca toti ursii din lume sa fie femele!
-Dorinta ti-a fost indeplinita ursule!Iar
tu iepurasule,care iti este ultima dorinta?
Iepurasul se urca pe motocicleta iar din mers striga:
-As vrea ca ursul sa fie homosexual!!!
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